Celestial History

This page is to address the history of the Celestials as a whole. The Celestial Gods came from nothing and in their vast power all came into being at the same time, no rhyme no reason, they just ‘were’. All the Celestial God’s harnessed different powers separate from one another. The names of these Celestial God’s were, Relish The Radiant, Barbeque The Bitter, Honey Mustard The Happy, Salt The Sorrowful, Pepper The Ponderer, Cinnamon The Curious, Clove The Convoluted, Turmeric The Terrible and Garlic The Generous. They began to dive into creating their own unique forms of land and creatures. They all took turns forming what we know as Earth, these creatures called ‘humans,’ were created with the purpose of seeking a relationship with their retrospective God. The people lived happily amongst each other, each given by their creators a specific blood cell that mutates as the body develops allowing them to take hold of their awoken power. Other than having earthly benefits upon death of a creature with a mutated blood cell they will ascend to the Celestial Realm and live amongst their creators. At one point in time all created beings shared in this. As time went on some created being turned from their creators out of hatred and anger due to feeling controlled or used for their God’s purposes. They believe since they hadn’t the choice to have this blood cell in their body that their only choice now was to turn away from The Celestial Gods. They developed a way to remove the cell in their offspring before it mutated too far. This began the generation known as ‘The Untainted.’ The Celestial God’s were no longer sought after by the people. Most of the bloodlines related to the Celestial God’s were killed off or removed from their offspring. This of course upset the God’s, after all they did create these beings. The leader of these Celestial God’s was known as Relish for that is what he did. He took great joy in all things and was a kind hearted God. He understood the people’s reasoning and prevented the other God’s from tampering with the lives of humans. All abided but one. The most powerful God was known as Barbeque The Bitter. His unique power was known as BBQ which was inherently stronger than all other Celestial powers. Barbeque loved his power so much that he created very few who would have his gift of BBQ. It was the rarest of traits and was believed to have died out completely. Barbeque believed humans should be vanquished for their resentment towards the God’s. Behind Relish’s back he plotted a scheme to try and murder Relish and any other God that stood in his way. He sought after absolute control. This led to a war between the God’s, Barbeque through sheer anger harnessed his truest potential as a Celestial God and became much more powerful than any of the other God’s. As more and more beings from earth awoke their ascended power and came to the Celestial realm they formed nations surrounding their God’s in hopes to aid them in the ongoing war against The God Barbeque. As the events continued some of the God’s broke apart from each other and their alliance against Barbeque as they thought the battle was pointless. Through this the retrospective Celestial beings followed. They created their own nations serving their specific God’s as this now was a four-way war. Relish was hurt by all the corruption and was torn as to what to do. He may have been the only one with the power to stop Barbeque once and for all but his faith in his Godly companions' return kept him from killing him. Relish wanted peace and order, for the God’s and Celestial beings to live happily. He spoke out to the people and asked for their aid. That is when the Celestial Ordinance was formed. This was a gateway for all who wanted to help keep peace amongst the world. Relish lowered himself to the people as an equal to live amongst his creations. He then enacted the policy to form an agency filled with ‘Celestial Detectives.’ The idea behind these detectives was to seek out those living on earth who had unmutated Celestial blood cells in their blood streams to help aid in the fight against Barbeque and to stop the other nation’s from fighting each other. The first detectives were chosen, and sent out to begin the hunt. After many years the Celestial Ordinance had amassed enough allies to truly fight back against Barbeque. Relish ascended back to his Godly form and led his allies into battle. He realized this was the only way to bring peace back to the world he created. After a long hard battle Relish finally went to Barbeque to slay his once brother in Condiemental stability. In their final breaths they both killed each other with their Celestial weapons and fell to their knees. The war was over between the nations and Barbeque’s forces. This however did not stop wars completely. The other three nations still fought amongst each other enveloped by their emotions. The Gods of the Celestial Realm continued to fight as well. Now that Relish was killed there was no one to keep the peace other than the Celestial Ordinance themselves and to this day they are still searching for participants to aid in the return of peace.